Well, after trying every which way, the only lights I was able to replace were the low beams. The high beams were too big to fit. I destroyed one of them just trying to get it in there. The fogs were downright scary. I even bought some body tools to try to get the trim off the front, but I was sure I would break something, so I gave up.
The good news is that the low beams are no longer useless.
The low beams are the real problem on this car, and the white ones are definitely better, so it's a wash. $34.09 still isn't a bad deal, but I think it's dumb that A: The high beams don't even fit, and B: The fogs are so dangerously fiddly, you're sure to break some plastic. If mine ever burn out, I'll take it to a body shop and let them risk breaking my stuff.
This guy's guide to replacing the fogs is essentially useless. No wonder he turned off the comments! LOL!
I very much recommend the low beams. Just buy them separately.